A New Year's Resolution That Will Add Success to 2014 for You!

How many times have you promised on New Year's Day or Eve to rid yourself of love handles, get up at 6 a.m. each day to do yoga or hit the gym, curse less, drink less, cook healthy meals at home...and the list goes on and on?

Well I am here to talk about the 1 New Year's Resolution that will in 3 different ways change the success you enjoy in 2014!

So what is the holy grail of all resolutions? It is the resolution to pledge on the Socks 2 Be You Kickstarter! We guarantee a simple pair of Socks from Socks2beyou.com will change your level of success in 2014! Let me explain how...

Number 1: Make a Pledge on Socks 2 Be You Kickstarter
You can pledge today on our Kickstarter and sign yourself up for a whole slew of cool, trendy socks to wear. These fun and colorful socks will become a great lead in during a difficult sales call when you cross your legs or tie your shoe...or a great way to start up a conversation with that boss who you have very little in common with, or better yet a way to hook up with that hotty you have wanted to date for the past month! No matter what your situation is SOCKS are a great ice breaker when it comes to people!

Number 2: Share Socks 2 Be You Socks from Your Pledge
Yes, giving is sometimes underrated, but GIVING is the ultimate power to change. Sharing and giving offers the opportunity to define another's destiny. Know someone who needs a make-over...or imagine if you and hundred others gave just 10 pairs of socks to needing people...how would that impact the world...how would 1000 socks change the world...the list is endless. Be the Change You Always Wanted to Be - Share Socks 2 Be You Socks Today with a pledge at our Kickstarter!

Number 3: Discover the Most Memorable Gift
They say the fastest way to a person's heart is through food, but at Sock2beyou.com we think it is actually warm, snuggly, colorful, trendy socks! Do you have someone in your life who has everything and buying a gift for them is impossible? Well we guarantee giving the gift of Socks 2 Be You will mark your territory for ever more! Your gift will be the talk of the town, the story repeated at family get togethers, and dinner parties until 2020 - because by then they will need new socks!

So don't wait - this is one New Year's Resolution you will want to keep! We promise! Click now!

What in the World is this Kickstarter Thing?

“People don’t have time for us to do it any other way than the right way-the first time.”

                                                                                                        -Amy Strezinski, Founder of Socks2BeYou.com

Kickstarter.com is a place where a person exposes their dreams for other people to examine and embrace, and sometimes reject.  Their dream is crafted in various media and then exposed to the world by posting it to the Kickstarter website @ Kickstarter.com. 

 

An integral part of engineering the Kickstarter plan is determining the amount of investment needed to attain the goals and setting a time frame in which to meet this goal, which is usually 40-60 days.  Kickstarter is all or nothing.  Backers’ credit cards are only charged if the campaign goal is met at the time of the expiration of the campaign.  

 In order to offer a wide variety of bold colors and designs in three different sock lines, Socks2BeYou.com set a goal of $35,000 and 60 days to attain that goal.  There are only 38 days left to attain the goal.

When the Socks2BeYou campaign went live, Amy and Stacy began sharing their dream and exhibiting their enthusiasm.  Family, friends and complete strangers embraced their hopes with a simple pre-order.  When the campaign timeline expires, the funds will be collected-only if the goal is met.  When the funds are collected, the product is manufactured and shipped to you.

Socks2BeYou.com is founded by AmyStrezinski and Stacy Stirling.  Their collaboration with Hannah’s Socks enables two fantastic ideas to come to fruition.  Amy and Stacy are enabled and entrusted by you to be self sufficient and successful business owners and, at the same time, Hannah’s Socks is able to continue to give back to the community in a valuable way that helps people who are currently down on their luck.

 What Socks2BeYou.com and Hannah's Socks are not?  They aren't Mega-organizations funded by large industry money.  They aren't living amongst the mega landscape on the East Coast or the West Coast where the fashion and non profit industries flourish.  They are simple middle class, hard working, grass roots organizations that are co-existing in Middle America, Toledo-Ohio.  One might say, they are the underdogs of their respective industries.

Please help support this great For Profit-Non Profit collaboration, the underdogs of their industries, by pledging and promoting Socks2BeYou.com & Hannah’s Sock's kickstarter launch @ http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/socks2beyou/add-spring-to-your-step-with-socks-2-be-you-b-funk   

Is Dr. Mustache Trying to Conquer The World?

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Read All About It!

Leaker Says Dr. Mustache's Plan Is To Hold The World Hostage For.......

One Million Dollars!

           

            It's true!  Lanny Leaks leaked information about Dr. Mustache and his dastardly deeds.  The same Dr. "Love" Mustache who discovered the "Love Gene" or "Fertility Gene" in Socks2BeYou's argyle socks.

            A gene at the molecular level has been discovered in the Socks2BeYou Argyle Sock and has been identified as a "Dominant Gene".  What makes this newly new news exceptionally exceptional is that in recent weeks, Dr. Mustache and his band of wily raggle-taggle researchers uncovered and reported to the world, what was tagged as the "Fertility Gene" or "Submissive Gene" in the Socks2BeYou argyle sock (and what Dr. Mustache deemed the "Love Gene") - and - that, if this "Dominant Gene" exists, and, if what this leaker has leaked is truthfully true, then the world needs to know now from Dr. Mustache, "why did you hide the discovery of the "Dominant Gene?"

           After the "Fertility Gene"story about the Socks2BeYou Argyle Sock broke, one rogue researcher reached out to me in complete anonymity and reported this: "Dr. Mustache withheld the information about the "war gene" because he is trying to buy up all of the argyle socks from Socks2BeYou's Kickstarter Campaign...all for himself.  Please, you can't let him do this!"

           "War Gene?  I thought you said "Dominant Gene".

            "I did, but Dr. Mustache isn't right.  He'll use this dominant gene in....in...in evil ways.  He wants to conquer the world.  I overheard him while doing his research with one of his understudies that he will get from the world.....One Million Dollars.  And then he laughed in a way that raised the hair on my back, made my tail cower between my legs, and I... then he made me leak uncontrollably.  We have to stop him." 

         One Million Dollars?  Socks2BeYou's Kickstarter Campaign goal is only $35,000.   Evil Plans?  If the campaign is successful, Socks2BeYou will donate nearly 14,000 socks to Hannah's Socks, who in turn warm the feet of people at homeless shelters, inner city schools and battered women's shelters.  Things were not adding up!

        To Be Continued.......

        Stay tuned as I track down Dr. Mustache and corner him about this "Dominant Gene" and his response to the leaker's leaks.

Click here to view the previous chapter.  Argyle Socks & Fertility 
Click here to view the first chapter.  Argyle Socks Cause Pregnancy

Until then, Be Funky Be You at Socks2BeYou.com.

Fresh Socks

ISo I'm wearing these fresh socks on a cold Michigan winter day.  They are called Miami Boulevard and don't they look like it?  I'm keeping warm during the holidays with a sweater, jeans and these funky socks!

DR. MUSTACHE'S ARGYLE SOCKS & FERTILITY DATA

ARGYLE SOCKS CAUSE PREGNANCY II

So what exactly is the link between modern, funky, colorful and fun Socks2BeYou argyle socks and fertility?

TODAY’S FUN SOCKS

            The Argyle design has enjoyed a recent resurgence on people’s feet.  Combine the rich history of Argyle with all of the modern advances in sock making along with the bold colors of fabric now available, which are all captured in Socks2BeYou.com ‘s complete design of socks, and we get an eclectic display of colorful argyle socks.  The twenty-first century Argyle sock is reborn.

 

TODAY’S FUN COLORFUL SOCKS AND THE KILT

            A kilt is a kilt, just as Champagne is Champagne.  A man wearing a skirt is a man wearing a skirt, but a Scot Highlander wearing a skirt is a MAN in a KILT.  Just as any other celebratory wine outside of France is just that, a sparkling alcoholic beverage.  And the same can be said of a Socks2BeYou sock.  A Sock2BeYou is a Sock2BeYou.  Anything else is just a piece of dirty cloth between you and your world.

            So what is the connection between colorful Socks2BeYou.com Argyle , the kilt and fertility?  According toWikipedia on the link between Argyle and Kilt:

       “The argyle pattern is derived from the tartan of Clan Campbell, of Argyll in western Scotland,^[1] used for kilts and plaids, and from the patterned socks worn by Scottish Highlanders since at least the 17th century.”  

The article in Wikipedia on the Lozenge, or the diamond shape in the Argyle sock connects fertility, the argyle design and Socks2BeYou.com:

     "The lozenge motif dates as far back as the Neolithic and Paleolithic period in Eastern Europe and represents a sown field and female fertility.^{[2] "}

          The history of the Argyle is rich!  That’s why Socks2BeYou embraces it.  So go ahead and embrace the Argyle design and get a pair of Socks2BeYou.com 's Argyle socks at www.Socks2BeYou.com and B Funky and B You!  

Please strut safely when wearing your Socks2BeYou argyle socks!  

Stay tuned as we connect the rich history of the Argyle sock with fertility and war even further!

DR. MUSTACHE SAYS, "ARGYLE SOCKS CAUSE PREGNANCY"

EXTRA! EXTRA!  READ ALL ABOUT IT!

WOMEN ARE TURNING TO ARGYLE SOCKS IN GROVES ACROSS THE WORLD FOR…..

FERTILITY TREATMENT?

     It’s true!  Studies from several universities around the world are just now being released and the results are stunning.  The initial data point to the fact that women who wear ARGYLE socks have a 47% better chance of getting pregnant and men donning ARGYLE and HARLEQUIN socks have a 59% better chance of participating in this event than those counterparts who wear plain white, brown, black and blue socks.

But why, I wondered, so I cornered the lead researcher, Hans Von Mustache. 

 

“Mr. Mustache.  How can it be true that Argyle Socks increase fertility in men and women?”

“Please, it's Dr. Mustache, and to answer your question, it just is.  I mean, we didn’t know what we were uncovering until two-thirds of our own female researchers were six months pregnant.  We needed to find out what was causing this.”

“And where did that lead your research, Dr. Mustache?”

“It got messy, but it was worth it.  What we discovered was that we ended up having to connect the dots between what the common link is between MODERN, FUNKY,COLORFUL AND FUN ARGYLE dress socks, the Scottish Kilt, war and then finally connecting all of that with fertility.”

“And what did you come up with?”

“All of the testing was new and up and coming.  Staying abreast of the newest testing procedures was tense and toe curling at times.  That was the biggest challenge.  We all were outside of our comfort levels at some point during the research.  But, after dissecting this question into several pieces, socially, historically and across the major economic lines, we came to realize, it’s all in the diamond of the argyle sock, or what was originally referred to as the lozenge."

"The lozenge?  Diamond?"

"Yes, there is magical fertility powers inside the shape of the diamond of the argyle sock."

"Fascinating, Dr. Mustache.  You had researchers testing around the world.  Was there any difference between, say, the United States and Australia?"

"The variance from country to country was minuscule.  We put our hypotheses to the test and traveled through the Amazon Rain forest  and performed a year long test between two tribes.  We fitted argyle socks on the men and women in one tribe and then the tribe just across the river, we fitted with brown socks.  The results confirmed our hypotheses into a fact.  'Argyle socks increase fertility in men and women.' Over the next twelve months, the tribe wearing the argyle socks increased in population by over 50% of that of the tribe wearing brown socks.”

“That is phenomenal.  Now, most people attribute the population boom in the 1930’s and the 1940’s in the United States to WWI and WWII.  Has this study altered that consensus?”

“We are looking into it, but one thing is certain, ARGYLE SOCKS were very popular in the United States in the 30’s and ‘40’s, so we believe there is a connection.  Additionally, we also are looking into the idea that the roaring '20's was the result of one thing, ARGYLE SOCKS.  We think that prohibition would have stuck if not for the lozenge designed sock.  On a more grandiose level, we believe the lozenge of the ARGYLE SOCK and world peace have direct links to one another.  That's our main goal with all of our research.”

To be continued….

Stay tuned for the next issue where the truth Leaks out about Dr. Love Mustache.
For previous episodes, please click here: http://www.socks2beyou.blogspot.com/
 

Until then, B Funky and B You!  www.Socks2BeYou.com