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Leaker Says Dr. Mustache's Plan Is To Hold The World Hostage For.......
One Million Dollars!
It's true! Lanny Leaks leaked information about Dr. Mustache and his dastardly deeds. The same Dr. "Love" Mustache who discovered the "Love Gene" or "Fertility Gene" in Socks2BeYou's argyle socks.
A gene at the molecular level has been discovered in the Socks2BeYou Argyle Sock and has been identified as a "Dominant Gene". What makes this newly new news exceptionally exceptional is that in recent weeks, Dr. Mustache and his band of wily raggle-taggle researchers uncovered and reported to the world, what was tagged as the "Fertility Gene" or "Submissive Gene" in the Socks2BeYou argyle sock (and what Dr. Mustache deemed the "Love Gene") - and - that, if this "Dominant Gene" exists, and, if what this leaker has leaked is truthfully true, then the world needs to know now from Dr. Mustache, "why did you hide the discovery of the "Dominant Gene?"
After the "Fertility Gene"story about the Socks2BeYou Argyle Sock broke, one rogue researcher reached out to me in complete anonymity and reported this: "Dr. Mustache withheld the information about the "war gene" because he is trying to buy up all of the argyle socks from Socks2BeYou's Kickstarter Campaign...all for himself. Please, you can't let him do this!"
"War Gene? I thought you said "Dominant Gene".
"I did, but Dr. Mustache isn't right. He'll use this dominant gene in....in...in evil ways. He wants to conquer the world. I overheard him while doing his research with one of his understudies that he will get from the world.....One Million Dollars. And then he laughed in a way that raised the hair on my back, made my tail cower between my legs, and I... then he made me leak uncontrollably. We have to stop him."
One Million Dollars? Socks2BeYou's Kickstarter Campaign goal is only $35,000. Evil Plans? If the campaign is successful, Socks2BeYou will donate nearly 14,000 socks to Hannah's Socks, who in turn warm the feet of people at homeless shelters, inner city schools and battered women's shelters. Things were not adding up!
To Be Continued.......
Stay tuned as I track down Dr. Mustache and corner him about this "Dominant Gene" and his response to the leaker's leaks.
Click here to view the previous chapter. Argyle Socks & Fertility
Click here to view the first chapter. Argyle Socks Cause Pregnancy
Until then, Be Funky Be You at Socks2BeYou.com.
A gene at the molecular level has been discovered in the Socks2BeYou Argyle Sock and has been identified as a "Dominant Gene". What makes this newly new news exceptionally exceptional is that in recent weeks, Dr. Mustache and his band of wily raggle-taggle researchers uncovered and reported to the world, what was tagged as the "Fertility Gene" or "Submissive Gene" in the Socks2BeYou argyle sock (and what Dr. Mustache deemed the "Love Gene") - and - that, if this "Dominant Gene" exists, and, if what this leaker has leaked is truthfully true, then the world needs to know now from Dr. Mustache, "why did you hide the discovery of the "Dominant Gene?"
After the "Fertility Gene"story about the Socks2BeYou Argyle Sock broke, one rogue researcher reached out to me in complete anonymity and reported this: "Dr. Mustache withheld the information about the "war gene" because he is trying to buy up all of the argyle socks from Socks2BeYou's Kickstarter Campaign...all for himself. Please, you can't let him do this!"
"War Gene? I thought you said "Dominant Gene".
"I did, but Dr. Mustache isn't right. He'll use this dominant gene in....in...in evil ways. He wants to conquer the world. I overheard him while doing his research with one of his understudies that he will get from the world.....One Million Dollars. And then he laughed in a way that raised the hair on my back, made my tail cower between my legs, and I... then he made me leak uncontrollably. We have to stop him."
One Million Dollars? Socks2BeYou's Kickstarter Campaign goal is only $35,000. Evil Plans? If the campaign is successful, Socks2BeYou will donate nearly 14,000 socks to Hannah's Socks, who in turn warm the feet of people at homeless shelters, inner city schools and battered women's shelters. Things were not adding up!
To Be Continued.......
Stay tuned as I track down Dr. Mustache and corner him about this "Dominant Gene" and his response to the leaker's leaks.
Click here to view the previous chapter. Argyle Socks & Fertility
Click here to view the first chapter. Argyle Socks Cause Pregnancy
Until then, Be Funky Be You at Socks2BeYou.com.
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